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Joke of the Day
"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."
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"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."
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"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."
"So I heard you're having sex with fruit. What are you, fucking bananas?"
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"I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized""."