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Joke of the Day
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"
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"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
"I just saw Iron Lady. Marvel really dropped the ball on that one..."
"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."
"You know what's addictive? Heroin"
"I'm married, but not ""pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor"" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston..."
"*Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)"
"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"
"Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker"
"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."