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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."
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"There's this guy at work who loves shoving baguettes up his butt. What a pain in the ass."
"I realized today that my bed sheets are covered in layers of dead skin cells. It's okay though, I'm comfortable in my own skin."
"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf"
"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
"I like my women like I like my soup... With most of the skin removed."
"Django and Bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j."
"TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub"
"What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog."