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Joke of the Day
"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."
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"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""
"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."
"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry"
"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."
"Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."