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Joke of the Day
"If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress."
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"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("
"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"Why do people keep picking on fat people? They've got enough on their plates."
"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What did the elevator say to the escalator? Do you even lift?"
"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."
"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."
"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."
"ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin"