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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"

"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."

"""bowl of chips"" 9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips."

"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"

"Two fish are in a tank.... and one says to the other: ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"The orgy I hosted last night was a real letdown. Nobody came."

"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed."