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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."

"So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"[me giving tour of city landmarks] and on your left you'll see a corgi in a bandanahe's not part of the tour but let's go get a closer look"

"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."

"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."

"The Past, The Present, and The Future all went camping... How? They all stayed in seperate tents!"

"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"

"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Toilets can be so full of shit sometimes."