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Joke of the Day

"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."

"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."

"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store."

"United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up."

"Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? Because every morning they wake up thinking ""What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course* !"""

"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."

"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"

"Someone stole a NFL playbook, uploaded it to the internet. All the plays were bootlegs."