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Joke of the Day

"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"

"People are always asking me, ""When are you going to learn to drive?"" I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi."

"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""

"What Do You Call A Group... Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl."

"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"

"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"

"Here's a FedEx joke http://imgur.com/UiGwU3e"

"Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a stroke. Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suck on it"

"Banana vs Vibrator"