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Joke of the Day
"Huge shout out to the woman that message me first... Love you, Mum!"
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"I had to quit my job as a refurbished dildo salesman due to the recent influx of gay customers. Things have been pretty shitty lately."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it."
"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door.... but his girlfriend was dead against it. Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand"
"What should you do if a bird poos on your car? Don't ask her out again"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A White Russian. I'm so sorry."
"My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess... So I hired paparazzi to follow her and she died in a car accident."
"I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd Album? The Dark Side of the Moon... What a filthy casual."
"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."