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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if a bird poos on your car? Don't ask her out again"
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"Don't ever ask a burrito if you should eat it, it will always say no, because burritos are really smart."
"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"
"DAD: You know, no one in this city is allowed to be buried in that cemetery ME: Wtf why not? DAD: Because *locking eyes* they're still alive"
"What did one plate say to the other? ""Lunch is on me."""
"I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest."
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"Take a chill pill? I had a friend overdose on chill pills you insensitive prick!"
"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."