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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A White Russian. I'm so sorry."
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"Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Small, dark, and made by my parents."
"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"
"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."
"""Whats the deal with all this airline food?"" -Sharks in Malaysia"
"Its important to have a good vocabulary... If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living."
"Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49"