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Joke of the Day
"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."
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"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."
"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."
"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"
"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."
"Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty."
"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."
"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."
"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves this will be no ordinary breeze"