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Joke of the Day

"What's Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd Album? The Dark Side of the Moon... What a filthy casual."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... and one says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler."

"All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (No that's actually the punchline)"

"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""

"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"

"[on phone with attorney] HIM: you're being charged for murder. ME: damn that sounds expensive i guess you can just put it on my Amex"