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Joke of the Day
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."
Next Joke
"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""
"1st girl @ the moon: - Houston, we have a problem - What happened? - Nothing, doesn't matter - Come on - Nothing.. - Tell me - U should know"
"If Amy Poehler was a cold front.... She'd be the Poehler Vortex"
"How come they only do that moustache oil for men? Sexism."
"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom"
"How is it fair that if my girlfriend has sex with her brother nobody bats an eye, but if I have sex with her... I get arrested for beastality?"
"Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered."