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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach."

"Don't look at the address bar goddamnit ...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)"

"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""

"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"

"I know a guy who used to have Leukaemia He's Luekae to be alive."

"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"

"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"

"""This is mine"", he growled passionately into her ear. ""Are we clear?"" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again."

"You wanna know what's lame? Disabled people."