128968

Joke of the Day

"If Amy Poehler was a cold front.... She'd be the Poehler Vortex"

"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."

"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One of them has hope in her soul."

"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"

"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"

"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"

"Found out that girls do not like re-gifting. So, I was walking along and this girl gave me a major hard-on. However, when I tried to give it back to her, she just slapped me and ran away screaming."

"Hugh Jackman I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have a Huge Jack, Man."

"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."

"What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky? He's on route."