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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom"

"Police have just been called to a kindergarten... ...where a three-year-old is resisting a rest."

"A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it."

"TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking Look where it got him. Murdered."

"how was copper wire invented? 2 jews found the same penny"

"What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh?"

"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!"

"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."