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Joke of the Day

"Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out."

"What he said, ""Let's just drop it."" What I heard, ""I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."""

"What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss? Old folk doing the conga."

"Confused.com adverts They're kinda confusing"

"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."

"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."

"Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] ""Did you say single?"""

"*Knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Madame."" ""Madame who?"" Madame foots stuck in the door."