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"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."
"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."
"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"
"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."
"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"
"Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost"
"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"
"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."
"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."