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Joke of the Day

"What he said, ""Let's just drop it."" What I heard, ""I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."""

"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."

"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"

"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."

"""The first law of thermodynamics... ... is that you don't talk about thermodynamics."" My lecturer's a hoot."

"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"

"The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that's obviously not working."

"Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt."

"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."