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Joke of the Day

"*Knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Madame."" ""Madame who?"" Madame foots stuck in the door."

"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."

"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."

"What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? You get a basic bitch"

"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"

"My girlfriend is due tomorrow ...however, I have to wait 18 years before I can date her"

"VJ Day Because Hirohito was a cunt."

"How do you circumcise a red-neck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."