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Joke of the Day

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"

"I like Gila monsters because they're willing to admit they're monsters, unlike giraffes"

"What do you call a movie set during a woman's menstral cycle? A period piece"

"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"

"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"

"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."

"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."