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Joke of the Day

"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"

"ME: Who do you want to be at my Frozen-themed party? FRIEND: Let me be Olaf or Elsa ME: Ok but never threaten me in an Italian accent again"

"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"Don't believe that bullshit. Failure is ALWAYS an option."

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work."

"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."

"What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin."

"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."