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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"

"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"Noun: Son of a b***h!"

"Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two-tired..."

"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"I opened what I thought was a can of whoop-ass, but it turned out to be Whoomp! And there it is, all over my floor."

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars"