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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a swiss priest? A Holy Cheese!"
Next Joke
"Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it"
"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions."
"What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? The black person."
"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"
"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."
"I didn't realize how parenting had changed me until I was walking by my 7yo with an ice cream sandwich down my pants so he wouldn't see it"