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Joke of the Day

"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"

"I know a great joke about a FedEx plane but it's probably over your head."

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"Did you hear? Viagra doesn't do anything for lawyers... It just makes them stand taller for a while"

"""Be there in 5."" - liars"

"Cute girl: omg I love this bread [At the next table] Jesus: [loudly, holding up a slice of bread] so this is my body"

"If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over."

"For Halloween i'm dressing up as a cloud and handing out celebrity nude photos instead of candy."

"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."

"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."