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Joke of the Day
"I might have Alzheimer's... ...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
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"Cap: good morning Avengers let's begin Iron Man: wait spider-man is missing Open Mouth Man: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite"
"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"
"What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato"
"No matter how you behave with people around you. They will love you according to their NEED and MOOD"
"When I run the media, ""blue"" and ""red"" states will be renamed ""Crate & Barrel"" and ""Cracker Barrel"" states."
"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away"
"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."
"Someone told me I am bad at driving I told them that if they didn't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk."
"I think my first girlfriend broke up with me because anytime she called me crying I'd say, ""What's the matter? You sound really fat."""