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Joke of the Day

"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."

"i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said "" the ATM machine"" i had 15$'s left though.."

"My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head."

"Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"