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Joke of the Day

"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."

"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."

"My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. From sweetheart to bitch. So I suggest you don't test that."

"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"Is Israel Real? if Palestinians eyes are real?"

"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."

"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""