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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."
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"What's E.T short for? Because he's got small legs"
"Protip: If you're walking in your office taking deep breaths because someone made popcorn, don't forget to stop as you enter the restroom."
"A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?"
"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."
"I combined two hit games and made ""Angry Words With Friends"" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them."
"I try not to beat live horses, either"
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"
"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"