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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."

"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""

"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest."

"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"

"Why was the daybreak sad? Because it was in morning."

"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"

"You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots."

"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."

"I'm tried starting a club for hipsters I got quite a few to sign up until they heard it was getting popular"