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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is like real life photoshop for ugly people."
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"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"
"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."
"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."
"Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the bulb has to be large enough."
"Why don't Rooster's wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face"
"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."
"Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it."
"Superman's Google searches: ""Strongest hero"" ""Strongest hero. Not Hulk"" ""Fastest hero"" ""Fastest hero. Not Flash"" ""Phone booth for sale"""