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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"When I was a kid, we didn't have the internet. We had to go to the library to masturbate."

"My dog left me christmas present under the tree I had to clean it up"

"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."

"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."

"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."

"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."

"If someone ever asks you for advice just reply with ""Buy a penguin"". Imagine a scenario where that isn't awesome."

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."