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Joke of the Day
"If you're in a Mexican prison, ""Jesus loves you"" might not be very comforting words..."
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"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."
"I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents."
"3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard"
"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"
"Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous? It doesn't work."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"
"Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet."