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Joke of the Day
"If you're in a Mexican prison, ""Jesus loves you"" might not be very comforting words..."
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"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."
"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."
"How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They glow in the dark."
"Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England"
"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."
"Me: You've dimmed the lights already, aren't we forward? * smiles suggestively * Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen."
"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"
"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"