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Joke of the Day
"How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They glow in the dark."
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"The best free drug is being super, super tired and then lying down."
"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"
"Imagine if Trump becomes President and we are invaded by aliens. Alien: Take us to your leader. America: *Looks ashamed* Are you sure?"
"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."
"I have HIV Hair is vanishing"
"I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. ""Making breakfast. ;)"" ""Walking the dog. ;)"" ""Broke in to your house ;)"""
"BOSS: you're an hour late GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO INVENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: oh you haven't heard?"
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mother jumped on one back in 87"
"What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter? ""underlay underlay"""