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Joke of the Day

"What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."

"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."

"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in Missouri. I hear the deals are so hot the stores are practically on fire!"

"Put a load into the dryer and had to twist every dial to correct setting. I won't lie to you: it made me feel like a Space Captain"

"What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan."

"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."