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Joke of the Day
"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."
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"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."
"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""
"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."
"I bought a female horse around 10pm What a night mare"
"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"
"Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was ""you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"""
"Australian Cricket Team"
"What animal is the moodiest? A Bi-Polar Bear."