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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."

"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains. I'm sorry."

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."

"Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it."

"I've got a message for all you ""migratory ducks"" out there: If you're going to come to our country, learn some freaking English."

"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"

"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler."

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."