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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar.... ....with a pile of shit in his hands and says hey, look what I nearly stepped in..."

"So I Organized a three-way last night... There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"

"A boy talks to his mother about what he hopes to become. The boy said, ""Mom? I have something to tell you"" ""Go ahead"", the mother said. ""I promise not to laugh."" *The boy wanted to be a comedian.*"

"Good cop: frisks you Bad cop: takes his time"

"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."

"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"

"Chili today, Hot tamale."