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Joke of the Day

"According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate."

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."

"Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'? because it was the first Indie film."

"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."

"What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?"

"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."

"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"

"A Russian doctor is treating his patient. *""Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety.""* *""Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?""*"