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Joke of the Day

"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."

"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""

"A group of IPhones walk into a bar Bartender: Get out! IPhones: Why? Bartender: I know you don't have any money! IPhones: How? Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!"

"Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!"

"Baltimore? More like BaltiLESS! Haha!"

"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"

"How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"

"Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."