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Joke of the Day

"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."

"What's it called when you a kill a sapling? Arbortion"

"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."

"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"

"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"

"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"

"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"