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Joke of the Day

"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"What country has the most people? Brazil... They've got Brazillions"

"Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"How do you say gonorrhea in Russian? Rotchurcockov."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"*Job interview* ""Im gonna need you to pee in this cup"" *hands boss full cup* ""Let's start the interview"" *boss just sips it the whole time*"

"Steve Jobs isn't really dead The nurses are just holding him the wrong way [Source](http://sickipedia.org/joke/view/1108293)"

"What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common? They're all girls on fire."

"Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft."