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Joke of the Day

"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"

"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."

"What did the depressed terrorist say to the passengers on the plane he hijacked? I'm sorry to bring you all down."

"why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"If you stand by and watch someone wreck their life, you're part of the problem And yet we all still go to weddings for the open bar"

"Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths ""not guilty""] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up"

"What did the Jew say to the homeless man? Could you spare some change?"

"Alligators gonna alligate"

"I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House."

"If used correctly, Twitter can be used as an antidepressant. Just don't take it as a suppository."