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Joke of the Day
"Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley"
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"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"Reading texts you sent when you were drunk is like terrifying digital archeology."
"wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"
"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"
"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."
"Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi? Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works."
"What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty."
"I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you"