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Joke of the Day
"A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat"
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"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"
"Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee? ...he was totally drinking it before it was cool."
"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."
"I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people"
"""I just went on a hike and suddenly I can tell everyone what's right and wrong."" -Moses"
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"
"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker."