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Joke of the Day

"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"

"If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago."

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam"

"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."

"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole week... It also made her hole weak"

"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."