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Joke of the Day

"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."

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"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."
"I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"Thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me It means a great deal"
"A dyslexic stoner enters a competition. He comes out on pot."
"What does a goat have when it gives birth? A kid."
"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."
"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."
"My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology."