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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
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"What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One can shoot but can't hit and the other one can hoot but can't shit."
"[Opens a beer at the park] ""Dude. There's kids here."" Oh shit how rude of me. [turns] IF YOU KIDS WANT SOME BEERS THEYRE IN THE COOLER"
"What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire? Bernie."
"How are girls and jokes alike? They both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get."
"make your life more efficient by cutting out the middle man. quit your job. kill your friends. throw your food directly into the toilet."
"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"
"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who did got shot."