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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who did got shot."
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"'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support."
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"
"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""
"*shakes brain like an Etch-A-Sketch*"