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Joke of the Day
"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."
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"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."
"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."
"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."
"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"
"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"
"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."