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Joke of the Day
"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."
Next Joke
"What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? A PALM TREE!!!"
"Me: guess who i saw today? Batman: who? M: not your parents B: Y do you always do this? M: cause they told me to B: who? M: not your parents"
"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"
"A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches..."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way"
"What is the difference between a 5 and a 2? 3."
"Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou"
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, ""Is there anything I should be worrying about?"" The doctor says, ""Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."""